Has his own music shop and is also a submarine engineer----or that's what he claimed when found passing trombone slide oil to a sub-mariner. One of the brighter members of the club with an IQ of 145 or 6½ depending upon the questions asked and was a child prodigy by the age of 33. Is a natural mis-timer of the ball and always has two short legs when bowling...........come to think of it, he always has had two short legs. |
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When he got the sack for mis-behaviour in Snow White's team. |
Mascot. |
"Little man with beard" |
The Garden Pond Piscatorial Society. |
Being ejected from the "Pepsi Max Big One" at Blackpool for failing the height test. |
Nuclear physics and ludo. |
Carnations and other table decorations. |
Setting fire to garden sheds. Doing press ups with drunken vikings on his back. Losing things --- glasses, mobile phone, car keys, golf clubs etc. |
To be able to remember where he put his glasses, mobile phone, car keys etc. etc. |
About 3 years ago when he went through a whole day without losing his glasses, mobile phone, car keys etc. etc. |