Never lets anything come in the way of playing cricket, in fact often plays when actually working. Our regular opening bat who has a penchant for always using his pad rather than his bat. |
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Chief Security Officer |
The Grand Order of Truncheons |
Sweet.( after the unused spot on his bat) Also answers to :- Swampy, Marge, Curly or Tightboy |
Being out in the 40's to avoid buying a jug |
To score 50 on every ground that has no bar. |
Being caught practicing saying "You're nicked " to the dressing room mirror. |