A member for over 30 years and it's time this unassuming, shy person came out of his shell and give a forthright opinion on a topic. A retired, old style copper, this genial man is said to be the origin of the more endearing terms that policemen are subjected to ....."all coppers are bastards"......."once a copper always a bastard" etc. He is a stalwart worker for the club; preparing wickets, regular maintenance work, administration, scoring, keeping all stats and archive records.........Mug !!!
Joined the club

After leaving Yorkshire in disgrace following accusations of fraud, money laundering and embezzlement.
Current position in the club

Previous clubs

All gone bankrupt

Cruising breweries

Fiddling and banjo plucking, for which he received an ASBO
Most memorable moment

Probably every arrest he ever made and blocking the last ball of a match for a winning six.
Favourite film/TV show

Snow White (starring Grumpy)
Noddy (the one where Mr Plodd gives him a dose of his truncheon)
One Foot in the Grave
Favourite food/drink

Yes please (has always been bottle fed)

To be sober
Most embarrassing moment

Too many to chose from; perhaps when he mercilessly beat up an elderly female peace campaigner who complained about police violence.


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